你都不理我,那我成狗不理了

作者: 高雅哲

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作品简介

本书将名人搞笑、网络爆料、古今笑话、中外趣谈、经典幽默一锅端，版本全面升级，具备职场的润滑剂，交际圈的双面胶，自嘲的台阶等等功能，欢迎火爆试用！双语幽默为正在学习英语和喜爱英文读物的读者提供了学习和阅读的素材，选文精良，全方位发掘笑点，在娱乐中就能提高口语，将玩与学完美结合起来。

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1 Marry Penguin 2 Reason 3 I Don't Know Her 4 My Husband 5 The Poor Husband 6 You’ve Already Heard It 7 Send for the Fire Brigade 8 Who Is This Speaking 9 Want Her to Go Nuts 10 Domestic Thief 11 It Was Too Late 12 Questions and Answer 13 You Look Like An Old Gentleman 14 Notes 15 Who's in Heaven 16 Flatterer 17 Knocked the Door 18 Jimmy and Linda 19 Give up Smoking 20 It's Rather Unusual 21 It's Unnecessary to See God with a Present 22 Women 23 The perfect husband 24 I Am Not Able to Take Care of Three Wives 25 Husbands Said 26 What If...27 Send the Bill to My Father 28 How about That 29 I've Got the Wrong Room 30 You're Facing the Wrong Way 31 How Do I Breathe 32 Protest 33 Beat Your Son 34 I Thought You Were Landing 35 Where Am I 36 Go Home for My Pyjamas 37 Keep Feeding 38 Lawyer and Engineer 39 I'm a Grandfather 40 A Burglar Can't Find Me Either 41 Use a Pencil 42 They Are Directly from America 43 Why Is She Screaming 44 How Much do You Figure I Owe You 45 I'll Go There Myself in A Few Minutes 46 Bad News 47 Logic Reasoning 48 That Was before I Tried It 49 Goldberg 50 An Unusual Way 51 Grass Eater 52 How Did You Know He Was a Bandit 53 Isn't It Quite Clear 54 Americans and Japanese 55 I Can Turn Him off Whenever I Please 56 Don't Let Him in 57 Who Is Shakespeare 58 The Young Archer 59 A History Teacher 60 Where Are the Alps 61 Nearsightedness 62 What Is a Traitor 63 I Am Afraid of That Too 64 Piano 65 Meeting My Wife 66 Traffic Jam 67 I Beg Your Pardon 68 Want to Switch Seats 69 Which Is Which 70 Gift 71 Middle‐aged Woman 72 Swimming Pool 73 Old Habit 74 Get the Cat Out First 75 So Am I 76 Pick Out Your Husband 77 Early Precaution 78 Strip Off and Streak 79 Canadian Winter 80 Dropped a Piece of Candy 81 The Secret 82 False Advertising 83 Expectant Fathers 84 Not Here 85 Man in the Closet 86 The Plural 87 The Difference 88 The Correct Answer 89 The Lighting 90 Does the Question Beat You 91 Make Mistakes Repeatdly 92 An Essential Correction 93 Great Event 94 A Physics Exam 95 The Motto 96 The Longest And The Shortest 97 The Earth's Shape 98 Can't Go 99 Make‐up 100 What's the Biggest in the World 101 A Physics Exam 102 The Answer 103 You Are Stupid 104 Nest and Hair 105 Your Coat Is on Fire 106 Alexander the Great 107 Rough Draft and Final Draft 108 Go to Church and Go Fishing 109 How Much for a Season Pass 110 An Imaginary Line 111 Brother in South America 112 Evils of Liquor 113 I Am the Goalie 114 Cut Again 115 Millionaire 116 I'm Not Inquistive 117 That's the One I Didn't Touch 118 Just Sew the Buttonhole 119 Gives In 120 I Didn't Notice It 121 Apples and Oranges 122 Rest Your Eyes 123 Lost Weight 124 You Are Afraid of Mamma 125 Boy 126 The Same Service 127 The Will 128 Try the Hat 129 New Suit 130 Why Are Some Hairs White 131 A Naked Man 132 The Consciousness of Safety 133 Keeping Up with Joneses 134 The Missing Husband 135 Spaghetti 136 The Logic of the Scholar 137 Have His Cap Back 138 A Theology Scholar 139 Nothing to Help 140 The Bad Day 141 Twins 142 Letter from Mother 143 I've Got the Airbag!144 Still a Bum 145 What Does Mr Jack Want to Borrow 146 I Could Do It Slower 147 What Room I'm in 148 A Big Surprise 149 Pictures for Children 150 Two Drunks 151 The Strongest Man 152 Take Me to London 153 Running Out of Time 154 The Mean Man's Party 155 Coup 156 Pushed the Wrong Button 157 Apple Tree 158 Three Men in a Boat 159 Placing Stamps on a Letter 160 Self‐assertion 161 Wrong Place 162 Three Months to Live 163 Diet at Lunchtime 164 Chair 165 Bureaucrat 166 Compulsion 167 I Want the Bastard That Pushed Me in 168 A Bronze Lawyer 169 A Dead Fly 170 Bring Me the Winner 171 I'm the Biggest Liar 172 If My Mouth Still Holds Water 173 Advice for“Kid”174 A Man of Few Words 175 Wait a Minute 176 Life after Death 177 Digging A Tunnel 178 Business Is Terrible 179 Self‐deprecating 180 Haven't Done 181 I Wasn't Asleep 182 Sell Paintings 183 That's My Son 184 After They Died 185 Copy the Notes 186 At the Bottom of the Sea 187 Seeing Is Believing 188 High 189 A Good Solution 190 A Monk 191 Watermelon 192 Don't You Like Any of Our Colors Today 193 Napoleon Was Ill 194 He's Six Monthes Old Today 195 Doctors’Meeting 196 Investigating a Terrible Accident

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